Margaery exposed #CancelMarge

Homiesucc

Herald
Pronouns
she/her
I saw Marge at a grocery store in Dudinka yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen fentanyls in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the fentanyls and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any calculated misinformations,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each fentanyl and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 

WalrusBehindYou

Playwright
Pronouns
he/him
Seeing all your brave souls coming out with your stories, you have empowered me to share mine. Every time Marge and I are alone on the server, she forces me to make out with various server builds. Just the other day I was forced into intimacy with the minor Reachen keep of Ivy Hall. I dread it every time I login, what next, the Golden Tooth? Stokeworth Castle?? The Last Hearth??? #justice #cancelmarge
 

Margaery_Tyrell

The Dark Lord Sauron
Seeing all your brave souls coming out with your stories, you have empowered me to share mine. Every time Marge and I are alone on the server, she forces me to make out with various server builds. Just the other day I was forced into intimacy with the minor Reachen keep of Ivy Hall. I dread it every time I login, what next, the Golden Tooth? Stokeworth Castle?? The Last Hearth??? #justice #cancelmarge
Keep it up and Ill make you make out with the Twins
 
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