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[Spikespiegel]

To attend Ramsays surprise birthday party. Dresscode: Skinless.

 

[RavishMeRed]

The northerners thought to themselves:

 

[AerioOndos]

Maybe when the starks murder a family they do so with reason. Maybe they could yeetus foetus deletus to the depraved Boltons next?

 

[StanateeManatee]

So they found Karen Florent and asked her to take them on an adventure: to the infamous abortion clinic of Gulltown.

 

[Jakethesnake8_8]

Anna Borshin was famous for her skills with moon tea and a hanger

 

[AerioOndos]

She had a mean right hook, especially when holding a sanga.

 

[Spikespiegel]

She got her right hook when an alligator ate her hand.

 

[Vinnie]

Then Meera Reed walked into the abortion clinic and said, "there you are Maribelle"

 

[StanateeManatee]

Incidentally, Bran the Broken wheeled into the place at the same time during his tour of the realm. He saw Meera and said "I have to go now."

 

[Spikespiegel]

Turns out he has no problem getting a reflex semi.

 

[JJLyric]

then got a haircut at a barber

 

[AerioOndos]

A haircut and a Brazilian wax

 

[Vinnie]

Bran could not stop touching his smooth secret bits. They were sooooo smooth.

 

[RavishMeRed]

The barber was rather uncomfortable watching this take place and promptly escorted them out of the shop.

 

[AerioOndos]

They then proceeded, in a professional manner, to ban Bran and all other surviving Starks from the establishment, for it was a professional place for servicing professional peoples face fuzz and bum fluff needs.

 

[_TickleMonster_]

But Sansa Stark desperately needed her pubes shaved, for she had a sneakieth linketh the following day. She disguised herself as a common wench and entered the shop, but as soon as the barber saw her firey red bush, he knew exactly who he was dealing with.

 

[Rexstop15]

Pretending he did not realise who she was, the barber poured the entire pot of boiling wax in Sansa's private

 

[Margaery_Tyrell]

stock of black tar heroin which Sansa used every night to cope with her immense throbbing

 

[Lemmonberrymuffin]

A some-what uncomfortable cook heard this take place and changed the subject...

 

[AerioOndos]

Begun, the Clone Wars have.


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